Undone

Since I can’t seem to find any of these on the internet that are actually…. well true, i’m going to make my own– and damn it, I work with guys, I grew up with guys, and i live with two of them, and one of my best friends is a guy. This is a generalization. I know it’s not true about all guys, but this is my blog… and dang it– I’m goingto be prejudice if I wanna.

TOP TEN REASONS GUYS SUCK

10- They think with their penis. I know it, you know it, they know it.

9- They NEVER call when they say they will. Ever.

8- They seem to think all women, no matter age or culture, are the same.

7- They Believe the most pain anyone could ever experience is being kicked in the nuts. Try having cramps for several days at a time, Jerk wads.

6- They believe that all you (being a woman) are is another fish in the sea.

5- If you watch, you can catch them focusing a little too closely on their “goals”.

4- They’re the ones who make women feel like they have to look pretty all of the time.

3- All the good ones are either taken, gay, or extremely inhibited.

2- Too many of them think all women are good for is having babies.

1- When was the last time a guy had to bleed from the crotch once a month? Right. THat’s what i thought.

And so I say, no offense to my guy friends, but your gender, sucks ass. Not your fault all of the time, but sometimes, it is.

BTW, I just got a call, I’m in for HUGE interview, huzzah! and I’m hoping i get it, because DAMN Do i need the money….

Derringer Meryl [Angery and Happy] Out