Does the thought of unending pleasure interest you?
Double your pleasure, double the fun, double the lyric spew! I know you’re anxious to get to the lyrics, but whoa there little guy, just wait for a minute! I thought I could type a little entry before I got to the lyric spew, so I could double the pleasure and the fun!
So, it’s been interesting around here. A little infiltration and always Drama, Drama, Drama I could expound, but the writings could be discovered, and thus– I would have to take my arsenic pills, and everyone would disavow any knowledge of this undercover mission and– well that would be a rather depressing end to my little mind novellette, wouldn’t it?
I thought so. Anyway, First we’re going to have a lyric Spew from The Cardigans, Love Fool
Dear, I fear we’re facing a problem
you love me no longer, I know
and maybe there is nothing
that I can do to make you do
Mama tells me I shouldn’t bother
that I ought to stick to another man
a man that surely deserves me
but I think you do!
So I cry, I pray and I beg
Love me love me
say that you love me
fool me fool me
go on and fool me
love me love me
pretend that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me
Love me love me
say that you love me
leave me leave me
just say that you need me
I can’t care ’bout anything but you…
Lately I have desperately pondered,
spent my nights awake and I wonder
what I could do have done in another way
to make you stay
Reason will not lead to solution
I will end up lost in confusion
I don’t care if you really care
as long as you don’t go
Now for a lyric spew from Cold, Stupid Girl
Wanna love ya
Wanna bug ya
Wanna squeeze ya
Stupid girl
Wanna touch ya,
Wanna take ya,
Wanna shut ya,
Stupid girl.
I can’t take this,
Born to break this.
She’s going away,
(She’s going away)
What’s wrong with my life today?
She’s going away,
(She’s going away)
What’s wrong with my life today?
Stupid girl, Stupid girl
I’m a loner,
I’m a loser,
I’m a winner,
In my mind.
I’m a bad one,
I’m a good one,
I’m a sick one,
With a smile.
I can’t take this,
Born to break this.
She’s going away,
(She’s going away)
What’s wrong with my life today?
She’s going away,
(She’s going away)
What’s wrong with my life today?
Stupid girl, Stupid girl
Stupid girl, Stupid girl
(whoa)
She’s going away,
(She’s going away)
What’s wrong with my life today?
She’s going away,
(She’s going away)
What’s wrong with my life today?
Stupid girl, Stupid girl
[repeat chorus til end]
OKay So I’ve been a good girl, Posted some lyric-y fun, and now– I’m going to scamper off to my happy little world, where I”m a double agent, and the very foxy Pierce Brosnen is torturing me until– Um… Never mind.
Derringer Meryl [Bad Llama] Out