And All that Jazz
After watching Chicago I’ve discovered, that I have a new favorite song.
I don’t condone killing, in anyway whatsoever– but in self defense… I mean, sometimes bad things happen in the heat of passion. So Today, I’m going to leave you with … The Cell Block Tango Sung by Six women, partially spoken.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
You know how people
have these little habits
That get you down. Like Bernie.
Bernie like to chew gum. No, not chew. POP. Well, I came home this one day And I am really irritated, and looking for a little sympathy and there’e Bernie layin’ on the couch, drinkin’ a beer and chewin’. No, not chewin’. Poppin’. So, I said to him,I said, “Bernie, you pop that gum one more time…” and he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots…
…into his head.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would
Have dome the same!
I met Ezekiel Young from Salt Lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So, we started living together. He’d go to work, he’d come home, I’d mix him a drink, We’d have dinner. And then I found out. “Single” he told me?Single, my ass. Not only was he married …oh, no, he had six wives. One of those Mormons, you know. So that night, when he came home, I mixed him his drink as usual.
You know, some guys just can’t hold their arsenic.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
To blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had himself
to blame
If you’d have been there
If yo’d have seen it
I betcha you would
Have done the same!
Hah! He had it coming
He had it coming
He took a flower
In its prime
And then he used it
And he abused it
It was a murder
But not a crime!
Now, I’m standing in the kitchen carvin’ up the chicken for dinner, minding my own business, and in storms my husband Wilbur, in a jealous rage. “You been screwin’ the milkman,” he says. He was crazy and he kept screamin’, “you been screwin the milkman.” And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times!
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha you would have done the same!
What I am doing here? They say, that the famous lakem kept down my husband and I stoke off his head. But this is not true, I am guiltless. I dont know why Uncle Sam says that I did it. I tried to explain at the police station but they didn’t understand me…
My sister, Veronica and I did this double act and my husband, Charlie, used to travel round with us. Now, for the last number in our act, we did these 20 acrobatic four,five…splits, spread eagles, back flips,flip flops, one right after the other. Well, this one night we were in Cicero, the three of us, sittin’ up in a hotel room, boozin’ and havin’ a few laughs and we ran out of ice. So I went out to get some.I come back, open the door and there’s Veronica andCharlie doing Number Seventeen-
the spread eagle.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame.
If you’d have been there
Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out.I can’t remember a thing. It wasn’t until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands I even knew they were dead.
They had it coming
They had it coming
They had it coming all along
I didn’t do it
But if I’d done it
How could you tell me that I was wrong?
I loved Alvin Lipschitz more than I can possibly say. He was a real artistic guy… sensitive… a painter. But he was troubled. He was always trying to find himself. He’d go out every night looking for himself and on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving. I guess you can say we broke up because or artistic differences. He saw himself as alive and I saw him dead.
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself to blame
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum
They had it comin’
They had it comin’
They had it comin’
They had it comin’
They had it comin’
They had it comin’
All Along
All Along
‘Cause if they used us
‘Cause if they used us
And they abused us
And they abused us
How could you tell us
How could you tell us That we were wrong?
That we were wrong?
He had it coming
He had it coming
He only had
Himself
To blame.
If you’d have been there
If you’d have seen it
I betcha
You would
Have done
The same!
If you liked that, as much as I Did. Rent it, or buy the cd. or do whatever. I loved the show. I’m going to listen to this song until i rage insanely.
Derringer Meryl [He ran into my knife ten times] Out