Undone

Blah. I know the true form of the devil– it’s ice cream. I’m sure you’re laughing, I mean what kind of person finds Ice Cream Evil, and wants to condemn it to the depths of hell where it will eternally melt ….

Me. Little miss Lactose intolerant. That’s who. See, i love the way it tastes, and the way it so very nicely fills your mouth, with this sweetness, which is only rivaled by dark chocolate… Oh, yes, that’s the part that entices me, very much so…. what I don’t relish is the three or so hours later when it wreaks havoc on my stomach. Trust me, it’s no fun, and if you never have to feel it… lucky you.

I am a stupid, stupid girl…

Urk– I have to go.

Derringer Meryl [Massochistic tendencies] Out