Undone

I have to be up and ready to go by seven, to go march in a parade. For three hours. In the HOT HOT HOT sun. Which hates me. and I imagine i have to walk straight. Which I can’t do if I’m not awake. I can’t be awake because …. i haven’t gotten decent sleep in a while.

anyway. I have to wear shorts tomorrow. and to wear shorts one has to have shaved legs, and I don’t. so i’m cutting this short to go do that. Because… i have to wear shorts and my legs resemble that of a hobbit….

Hobbit Name: Primula Bunce of Brockenborings

Elven Name: Ireth Felagund (Could it Be more Ugly?)
Derringer Meryl [Hobbit Legs] Out