Undone

Can I say I’m frustrated to the ultimate?

All the cute guys surround me, and I can’t go after even one of them. Not one. *sighs* They’re all co-workers, or close friends, or going on a mission soon, and don’t want to date right now…. *sighs*

Not like I”m exactly the catch of the day. *frowns* Mom is constantly telling me I need to loose weight. It’s sad, I’m glad it’s the end of the week, I think i’ll work out all weekend and …. well …. get all buff so I can kick my ex’s butt.

For various reasons which I would rather not discuss…. *growls*

I wish my buddy were online so I could talk to him. He’s going to teach me how to flirt, and It’s hard enough flirting, but flirting well is even tougher.

*sighs*

Oh Sod it all.

Derringer Meryl [I’m a bad man] Out